Blonde Jokes and Q&A's

Jokes about blondes are numerous and seem to be immortal. They are hysterically laughed at, frowned at or hated – they are scarcely treated with indifference though.

Let's start with a fun Q&A session...

Q: How is the half-brained blonde called? A: Blissfully gifted...

Q: What do we call it when a blonde dyes her hair colour brunette? A: Artificial intelligence.

Q: Why do blondes have more fun? A: Because they have no idea of the better.

Q: What do you call a blonde in the company of drooling divs? A: Flattered.

Q: What is a one-word description of a blond who has lost 95 per cent of her intelligence? A: Divorced...

Q: What's the difference between a mad cow and a blond with PMS? A: Lipstick.

Q: Why do blondes like lightning? A: They think someone is taking their picture.

Q: Is it possible to drown a blond? A: Yes! Just put a mirror in the water!

And now a lovely joke to positively crown the whole thing: 'Why do you know there's a blonde secretary in the office? Because the boss is smiling non-stop!'

We hope you enjoyed our funny article containing a few laughable jokes about blondes and their stereotypical image. Even if your hair is fair, you'd better still treat yourself ironically once in a while and pay the least attention to other's blonde criticism!