I Am Blonde and I Want BLOOD!

It's not that we have come across alive and walking examples of female blonde vampires and are eager to tell you about them; neither we are eager to dwell upon the issue of blondes who are desperately hungry for menstruation... It's just that there are blondes who would love to get their own back on people who judge them in accordance with the well-known stereotype.

Some blondes don't give a flying f-our letter word about these silly-in-their-view stereotypes and others' attitude to them. They continue holding their own pink line and drive their pink car or pinkily seduce males with their pinkishly huge perky pride – which indeed is of great value in our world of sexual appeal being the hottest spot of female landscapes and potential.

Other blondes, however, are strongly and passionately against such unfair based-on-an-awful-stereotype attitude to them. They are shocked by constantly being pinned for their dumbness and shallowness by people who don't even take time to figure out and realize that their conclusions are firmly based on nothing justifiable, on nothing at all actually – nothing but silly stereotype of course.

These offended blondes hit the ceiling because of such unfair state of things and desperately try to prove everyone they are neither stupid nor shallow. They organize protests against this stereotype in mass media and in their private spheres – at work or in a relationship – in case their men don't mind them being too smart.

On the one hand, such passionate protest against the stereotypical view of dumb blondes encourages fair-haired ladies to work hard on their intelligence, spiritual education, taste and style. It inspires them to improve their beloved selves and doesn't contribute to their relaxed pinking around seducing guys with their big boobs.

However, such passionate protest against this stereotype may be harmful for blondes' inexperienced nerves and psychological health – for the ones who deeply care about the unjust character of this stereotype that is. Besides, women who want blood are kinda scary...